Zits: The music video
November 25, 2009
Hang on to your flannel and double-knot your Chucks… it’s the exclusive world premiere of the first ever ZITS music video!
Living “hard”
November 23, 2009
Inking yourself
November 22, 2009
Four wheels of independence
November 21, 2009
Merriam Webster’s Dictionary Definition:
car — (noun) “a usually four-wheeled automotive vehicle designed for passenger transportation”
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Zits Life “Lesson” Definition:
car — (noun) proof of your independence (even if your parents paid for insurance, parts, gas and the car itself)
Love on a budget
November 20, 2009
Accessorizing your accessories
November 19, 2009
- Match your accessories: Trying to wear gold, silver, copper, platinum and stainless steal all at once? I think not — do yourself a favor and keep your visible accessories in the same metallic family.
- Neutrals: Stick to simple, solid colored neutrals in your clothing to offset your bold red hair, nose ring, piercings, and stunning good looks.
OMG… what should I do?!
November 18, 2009
“Help, help, I need help… I don’t know what to do… I was in class reading my stupid chem book when my guy leaned over and tried to kiss me in front of everyone. I mean, not even a quick kiss, he was coming in for an all-out lip smackin’ good time (I could totally tell it was coming bc he had been chewing minty gum and now had it cemented between his cheek and teeth). I had to stop him… mid-pucker. I honestly almost died… it was sooooo embarrassing. Have I ruined our relationship?!?! OMG… what should I do?!?
Life “Lesson” — Ugh, having and/or making extreme, life-shattering drama over minor events in a relationship is sooo a waste of brain cells.
Being “awesome”
November 17, 2009
Fact: A heaping dose of confidence will turn any situation in your favor and subsequently make you appear even more awesome than before.
*Disclaimer: The above “fact” is only held by teenagers or individuals generally considered “egotistic, smug or cocky.” If you want to be liked by even a few people, do not lead your life based on the above “fact.”
To answer or not
November 16, 2009
The phone quandary:
If you don’t answer…no one will know that you’re just hangin at home so your social life will be wrapped in a sense of mystery.
If you do answer… people will know that you’re just hangin at home, but you may miss an opportunity to actually do something with whoever is calling.
Enter the beauty of caller-id and voicemail.